Oxo Tower

[ChrisPackit]

Had a BBQ on Sunday. Lots of kids and adults, other couples.

During conversation a rather naive couple joined in
a conversation about expensive places and
piped up.

'I took Rachel to a brassierie up the Oxo Tower last week and for six drinks it cost £55'

So let's get this straight then Dave 'You paid £55 to take Rachel up the Oxo Tower' I said

'Yes I really enjoyed. But we won't do it again' she said

Pffffffftttttt. Laughs all round.

The next thing you'll be telling us is that you were serving up beef bayonets, corned beef rockets and pork sword on the BBQ...

[TestMangler]

The next thing you'll be telling us is that you were serving up beef bayonets, corned beef rockets and pork sword on the BBQ...

Not forgetting the vertical bacon sandwich and the badly packed kebab..........

[gingerjedi]

Only with you.

Your mum only took a lemonade.

[sasguru]

Your mum only took a lemonade.

Only with you.

[minestrone]

Don't pretend to be so innocent. Everyone on here knows the truth.

Honest guv. I think it must be a regional thing.

The other half told me of such a thing called the anal wink the other night. Still makes me laugh.

[NotAllThere]

I have to confess that I smirk every time someone announces they're having a pot noodle.

Or I walk past Tulip Computers.

[mudskipper]

My misses would need more than six drinks.

She's scared of heights then?

[Paddy]

[SimonMac]