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Is it too early for a cheeky glass of vin rouge?

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    #11
    Damnit I was working, now I am tempted by the bottles in my wine 'cellar'. And the wife's away for the weekend.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #12
      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
      A glass while cooking sounds very civilised. But be careful drinking when cooking, it's easy to accidentally over-do it taking a mouthful every now and then.
      I'll warn SY02
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #13
        Originally posted by Pork Belly
        Oi! Looks like someone's already eaten one!!
        You're right Pork Belly! The bastids!
        If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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          #14
          I said mouth FULL, not a tiny rancid mussel.
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #15
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            I said mouth FULL, not a tiny rancid mussel.
            It's ok, we're talking about me, King Dingaling.
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #16
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              Damnit I was working, now I am tempted by the bottles in my wine 'cellar'. And the wife's away for the weekend.
              Perfect opportunity for a perfect weekend: wine, fine dining and a gander at a touch of exotic media art. And guess what d000hg? You don't need a licence for that!

              Go on, go on, go on, go on: treat yourself to a nice bottle of decent vino on the weekend!

              It's nice and sunny out here: am having a touch of French outside with a genuine Absinthe sourced from my wonderful offy.

              To make it authentic, I've smeared my top lip with the juice of some garlic cloves for the full effect.

              Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.

              Salut!
              If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                #17
                You're all drunk!

                +50 Xeno Geek Points
                Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                  You're all drunk!
                  Working on it
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #19
                    I'm sat in a pavement cafe having a weissbier but I think it's about to chuck it down. Should be interesting.
                    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by doodab View Post
                      I'm sat in a pavement cafe having a weissbier but I think it's about to chuck it down. Should be interesting.
                      I thought you were on your week off in Blighty?
                      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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