A grumpy old man

[doodab]

You my friend speak from experience

FTFY

[d000hg]

You're only 34?!

[hyperD]

You're only 34?!

I have to concur with my honourable friend here: you're only 34?!?!?

Good grief, we may have stumbled on the reason why. For God's sake man, ditch the trouble, the screaming brats, cash in the house, get yourself a Thai bride and jet off to the Maldives and quaff fresh coconut juice, gallons of rum cocktails, intravenous BBQ'd lobster and as much ladies and gentleman as your pizza coated contractor heart can muster.

You'll be a new man.

Or after two weeks of paradise and coitus: another cardiac victim.

[suityou01]

You're only 34?!

Boy you catch on quick.

And what of it?

[d000hg]

Boy you catch on quick.

And what of it?

You talk like a middle-aged late forties type, and you look like one too!

[suityou01]

You talk like a middle-aged late forties type, and you look like one too!

I'd still give you a run for your money you zygote.

[d000hg]

I'd still give you a run for your money you zygote.

I don't feel like running would be a good idea for you. All those aches and pains of yours after all.

[suityou01]

I don't feel like running would be a good idea for you. All those aches and pains of yours after all.

Good point well made. I'll just sit on you then.

[d000hg]

Good point well made. I'll just sit on you then.

That sounds better when your missus says it.