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You're only 34?!Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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I have to concur with my honourable friend here: you're only 34?!?!?Originally posted by d000hg View PostYou're only 34?!
Good grief, we may have stumbled on the reason why. For God's sake man, ditch the trouble, the screaming brats, cash in the house, get yourself a Thai bride and jet off to the Maldives and quaff fresh coconut juice, gallons of rum cocktails, intravenous BBQ'd lobster and as much ladies and gentleman as your pizza coated contractor heart can muster.
You'll be a new man.
Or after two weeks of paradise and coitus: another cardiac victim.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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You talk like a middle-aged late forties type, and you look like one too!Originally posted by suityou01 View PostBoy you catch on quick.
And what of it?
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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I'd still give you a run for your money you zygote.Originally posted by d000hg View PostYou talk like a middle-aged late forties type, and you look like one too!
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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I don't feel like running would be a good idea for you. All those aches and pains of yours after all.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI'd still give you a run for your money you zygote.
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Good point well made. I'll just sit on you then.Originally posted by d000hg View PostI don't feel like running would be a good idea for you. All those aches and pains of yours after all.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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That sounds better when your missus says it.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostGood point well made. I'll just sit on you then.
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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