So there I am sitting at the desk in my room, browsing the web when I start to hear some strange noises coming from the room next door. Pressing my ear against the wall gave me a better indication as to what was going on, yes, you guessed. Romance, or more like a really good hot shagging session was going on and it was only 20:00. I have to say I have never heard that type of noise being made in the throes of lust, sometimes it seemed like pleasure, sometime like pain (maybe it was being put somewhere not used to being put!) What I couldn't tell was if the partner was male, female or battery operated as there only seemed to be one voice.
Anyway before retiring to bed I heard the same type of noise again and after a quick slap of the ear against the wall determined that the beast with 2 backs (or 1 back and a couple of Duracells) was being coaxed into action again. Lucky bastards, I thought to myself but then again, thank heavens for Kleenex and Youporn.
This seems to be happening a lot recently, is it the weather? Do they know I'm in the next room and are just trying to wind me up? Am I just hearing things and am going mad? Is AndyW and his mum in Germany?
Anyway before retiring to bed I heard the same type of noise again and after a quick slap of the ear against the wall determined that the beast with 2 backs (or 1 back and a couple of Duracells) was being coaxed into action again. Lucky bastards, I thought to myself but then again, thank heavens for Kleenex and Youporn.
This seems to be happening a lot recently, is it the weather? Do they know I'm in the next room and are just trying to wind me up? Am I just hearing things and am going mad? Is AndyW and his mum in Germany?
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