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    #31
    It's fortunate that they don't charge by the testicle.

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      #32
      Why how many have you got?
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #33
        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        Why how many have you got?
        7. He wears them around the neck, garnered from posters who ask stupid questions.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #34
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          7. He wears them around the neck, garnered from posters who ask stupid questions.
          He'd have a lot more than 7 then!!!

          “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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            #35
            Originally posted by Pork Belly
            That sounds like a ganglion cyst. I had one of those, and got rid of it myself using the 'book' method.
            That's exactly what it was. I just couldn't spell it

            The GP got rid of the first one, using the book method.... serious ouch! When it came back he sent her for the op - they made a bollocks of it and it still came back again!
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              #36
              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              That's exactly what it was. I just couldn't spell it

              The GP got rid of the first one, using the book method.... serious ouch! When it came back he sent her for the op - they made a bollocks of it and it still came back again!
              The thought of someone removing a ganglion from me nuts by bashing them with a book just brings tears to me eyes.

              I'll just stick to having a swelling in the groin


              (\__/)
              (>'.'<)
              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #37
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                The thought of someone removing a ganglion from me nuts by bashing them with a book just brings tears to me eyes.

                I'll just stick to having a swelling in the groin


                Bazza gets caught
                Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                  when I was in the scouts, we used to sit round singing, ging gang goolie.


                  ooooh , the pain



                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                    He'd have a lot more than 7 then!!!

                    Only if they had any to start with. Mrs OG keeps mine nice and safe in a box so I'm OK.

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