Condoleezza Rice

**wendigo100** · 1 April 2006, 23:23

I've become a great admirer of Condoleza. You'd almost believe she likes Jack Straw.

My contribution to a FiveLive request for poems about them. They didn't read it out:

I thought I saw that Condoleza
Walking with that Jack Straw geezer
I think she should weigh her anchor
Cos' he is a f***ing w**ker

**mcquiggd** · 2 April 2006, 01:08

Originally posted by Gold Dalek

When is she going to meet with 'Christian Leaders'?

When they discover oil under land owned by the general synod or your local happy clappers start strapping semtex to themselves and spreading joy, and themsleves, all over america.

**threaded** · 2 April 2006, 04:49

You know, I surfed into an article about Condy being given a #10 football shirt in Blackburn and som'a't 'bout 4000 holes and thought, "What a lame april fools"

Doh!

**stackpole** · 2 April 2006, 08:51

I can imagine her briefing from the White House before she came here: "Condoleezza, I know they are idiots but this had got to be done. Just keep smiling."

I just heard that the Foreign Secretary has whisked her off to Iraq. Obviously nobody told him there's a civil war on!

**AtW** · 2 April 2006, 09:18

You gotto give her credit - she certainly got her job because of her abilities, not because of any quota. Her role is that of a lawyer who has to defend a case that is rather obvious, so no wonder its not working too well.

**wendigo100** · 2 April 2006, 09:28

Would anyone on here give her one?

**lilelvis2000** · 2 April 2006, 09:43

Originally posted by Gold Dalek

When is she going to meet with 'Christian Leaders'?

She gets the gospel from her boss and her boss' party funders.

**Antman** · 2 April 2006, 10:16

Originally posted by wendigo100

Would anyone on here give her one?

I would definitely, I used to go out with this black girl whose role model was Beyonce. I mean there is no comparison, Condy's a brainy lawyer plus she is also a concert pianist.

Plus I like to think that I could affect US foreign policy with some pillowtalk afterwards

**lilelvis2000** · 2 April 2006, 11:39

Originally posted by Antman

Condy's a brainy lawyer plus she is also a concert pianist.

Plus I like to think that I could affect US foreign policy with some pillowtalk afterwards

I didn't realize she's a lawyer. I've read her bio on wikipedia and she comes out more as an academic with specialization in russian internal and foreign policy.

Me thinks the only way you could affect foriegn policy is if you found a passage in the bible that effectively said "Be nice to muslims. Remember oil isn't everything!"

Condoleezza Rice