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Euromillions jackpot - EUR154M tonight

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    #31
    £166m!!! Richer than the Beckhams if you're the only winner!
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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      #32
      Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
      £166m!!! Richer than the Dim Prawn if you're the only winner!
      FTFY
      ǝןqqıʍ

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        #33
        Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
        Arse, looks like I'm going to work tomorrow...
        I'm not - I got benched today...

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          #34
          Originally posted by rsingh View Post
          I'm not - I got benched today...
          Oh bugger!
          +50 Xeno Geek Points
          Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
          As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

          Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

          CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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            #35
            Originally posted by Zippy View Post
            Oh bugger!
            Not really, just kidding! I appreciate the sentiment though.

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              #36
              Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
              FTFY
              If I only had the change in my pocket I'd be richer than DimPrawn
              ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                #37
                Started with the bonus balls.

                Got a 1. Got a 5. Got 11.

                Come on son!

                Got 28!!!

                Here we go!!!

                Got 29!!

                Pfffffft.

                Bollocks!!!!!!!!!
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
                  Yet to find a restaurant that could do it better than me.
                  You quite often see people saying they can cook as well as expensive restaurants. Apart from the obvious BS factor their are two considerations IMO:

                  1)You cooked it so you're proud of it and that has a big impact
                  2)Cooking for one meal and cooking for a whole restaurant while staggering everything is very different
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #39
                    Nobody won the jackpot.

                    £166M jackpot for Friday.

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by chef View Post
                      35GBP for a medium rare roast beef fillet (with a small amount of spinach) ordered with (as extras) parsley carrots and mash. The beef tasted bland, slightly dry and almost conveyerbelt cooked. Not the succulent and juicy fillet as I was expecting and very overpriced compared to any german beerhouse in terms of quality and portion size.
                      Fillet isn't really roasting meat. You need something with a bit more fat.
                      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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