£166m!!! Richer than the Beckhams if you're the only winner!
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Euromillions jackpot - EUR154M tonight
Collapse
X
-
"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested." -
Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post£166m!!! Richer than the Dim Prawn if you're the only winner!ǝןqqıʍComment
-
Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostArse, looks like I'm going to work tomorrow...Comment
-
Originally posted by rsingh View PostI'm not - I got benched today...+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012Comment
-
Originally posted by Zippy View PostOh bugger!
Comment
-
Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostFTFY"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
-
Started with the bonus balls.
Got a 1. Got a 5. Got 11.
Come on son!
Got 28!!!
Here we go!!!
Got 29!!
Pfffffft.
Bollocks!!!!!!!!!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
-
Originally posted by Cliphead View PostYet to find a restaurant that could do it better than me.
1)You cooked it so you're proud of it and that has a big impact
2)Cooking for one meal and cooking for a whole restaurant while staggering everything is very differentOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
-
-
Originally posted by chef View Post35GBP for a medium rare roast beef fillet (with a small amount of spinach) ordered with (as extras) parsley carrots and mash. The beef tasted bland, slightly dry and almost conveyerbelt cooked. Not the succulent and juicy fillet as I was expecting and very overpriced compared to any german beerhouse in terms of quality and portion size.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Streamline Your Retirement with iSIPP: A Solution for Contractor Pensions Sep 1 09:13
- Making the most of pension lump sums: overview for contractors Sep 1 08:36
- Umbrella company tribunal cases are opening up; are your wages subject to unlawful deductions, too? Aug 31 08:38
- Contractors, relabelling 'labour' as 'services' to appear 'fully contracted out' won't dupe IR35 inspectors Aug 31 08:30
- How often does HMRC check tax returns? Aug 30 08:27
- Work-life balance as an IT contractor: 5 top tips from a tech recruiter Aug 30 08:20
- Autumn Statement 2023 tipped to prioritise mental health, in a boost for UK workplaces Aug 29 08:33
- Final reminder for contractors to respond to the umbrella consultation (closing today) Aug 29 08:09
- Top 5 most in demand cyber security contract roles Aug 25 08:38
- Changes to the right to request flexible working are incoming, but how will contractors be affected? Aug 24 08:25
Comment