£166m!!! Richer than the Beckhams if you're the only winner!
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Euromillions jackpot - EUR154M tonight
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"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested." -
FTFYOriginally posted by Moscow Mule View Post£166m!!! Richer than the Dim Prawn if you're the only winner!
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I'm not - I got benched today...Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostArse, looks like I'm going to work tomorrow...Comment
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Oh bugger!Originally posted by rsingh View PostI'm not - I got benched today...
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Not really, just kidding! I appreciate the sentiment though.Originally posted by Zippy View PostOh bugger!
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If I only had the change in my pocket I'd be richer than DimPrawnOriginally posted by DiscoStu View PostFTFY
"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Started with the bonus balls.
Got a 1. Got a 5. Got 11.
Come on son!
Got 28!!!
Here we go!!!
Got 29!!
Pfffffft.
Bollocks!!!!!!!!!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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You quite often see people saying they can cook as well as expensive restaurants. Apart from the obvious BS factor their are two considerations IMO:Originally posted by Cliphead View PostYet to find a restaurant that could do it better than me.
1)You cooked it so you're proud of it and that has a big impact
2)Cooking for one meal and cooking for a whole restaurant while staggering everything is very differentOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Fillet isn't really roasting meat. You need something with a bit more fat.Originally posted by chef View Post35GBP for a medium rare roast beef fillet (with a small amount of spinach) ordered with (as extras) parsley carrots and mash. The beef tasted bland, slightly dry and almost conveyerbelt cooked. Not the succulent and juicy fillet as I was expecting and very overpriced compared to any german beerhouse in terms of quality and portion size.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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