Euromillions jackpot - EUR154M tonight

[SimonMac]

Lotteries are a tax on the stupid.

Up to what time can I get a ticket?

19:30

I just went online and bought mine, also means I can be lazy and not have to check them, just wait for the email to say I have won!

[Zippy]

Lotteries are a tax on the stupid.

Up to what time can I get a ticket?

7pm. Run, fat boy, run. (and get me one, please)

[Cliphead]

Took a punt and splashed out on two tickets...

[DimPrawn]

I intend to win, so I've bought 77,000,000 tickets at £2 a pop.

[eek]

I intend to win, so I've bought 77,000,000 tickets at £2 a pop.

Shame the odds of winning are 1 in 116,531,800. You need to spend £233,063,600 to cover all the combinations.

[TimberWolf]

Shame the odds of winning are 1 in 116,531,800. You need to spend £233,063,600 to cover all the combinations.

What might be worth trying is perming considerably less than 116,531,800 combinations efficiently, going for the lesser prizes and being in with a minuscule chance of hitting a bigger one. Trying on paper at least, as it's considerably cheaper.

[scooterscot]

I intend to win, so I've bought 77,000,000 tickets at £2 a pop.

Probability of you being the 77,000,000 winner?

[chef]

Took a punt and splashed out on two tickets...

Enough of your private habits, how many tickets did you buy?

[Alf W]

Shame the odds of winning are 1 in 116,531,800. You need to spend £233,063,600 to cover all the combinations.

How stupid have you got to be to chase a 116 miliion to one bet? That amounts to absolutely f*** all chance of winning.

What makes me laugh even more is those who buy more than one ticket on the basis that X times f*** all chance still equals f*** all chance.

[Cliphead]

Enough of your private habits, how many tickets did you buy?

They're clean enough to take back to Tesco when I cash in