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What do you do with your nasal hair?

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    #11
    Aww diddums!!!

    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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      #12
      Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
      Aww diddums!!!

      I think Mason is such a grump as he is yet to work out after a month that the vending machine takes Euros as opposed to Pounds.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #13
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        I think Mason is such a grump as he is yet to work out after a month that the vending machine takes Euros as opposed to Pounds.
        You need lessons in geography, literacy and numeracy.

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          #14
          Originally posted by Mason Boyne View Post
          You need lessons in suicide.
          FTFY
          When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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            #15
            Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
            FTFY
            Just to help him out as I know MF finds a Ukulele a helpful mnemonic device.

            Last edited by eek; 4 July 2011, 14:50.
            merely at clientco for the entertainment

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              #16
              So you've covered various methods of nasal hair removal, but what do you do with it?

              Do you wrap in a tissue and flush down the toilet? Do you scatter on the carpet hoping that the hoover fairy will suck it up? Or do you leave in a neat pile on the coffee table until someone else gets rid of it for you?
              Last edited by mudskipper; 4 July 2011, 14:52.

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                #17
                Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                So you've covered various methods of nasal hair removal, but what do you do with it?

                Do you wrap in a tissue and flush down the toilet? Do you scatter on the carpet hoping that the hoover fairy will suck it up? Or do you leave in a neat pile on the coffee table until someone else gets rid of it for you?
                That sounds like the voice of experience, is it one of your OH tricks?

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                  So you've covered various methods of nasal hair removal, but what do you do with it?

                  Do you wrap in a tissue and flush down the toilet? Do you scatter on the carpet hoping that the hoover fairy will suck it up? Or do you leave in a neat pile on the coffee table until someone else gets rid of it for you?
                  I keep mine in a little box hoping that, one day, there maybe enough to knit a nice cardigan for me in my twilight years ...

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Mason Boyne View Post
                    That sounds like the voice of experience, is it one of your OH tricks?
                    No, he's not particularly hairy. He does that with his toenail clippings though.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                      No, he's not particularly hairy. He does that with his toenail clippings though.
                      They make handy toothpicks

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