Reply to: What do you do with your nasal hair?

[Clippy]

What do you do with your nasal hair?

Use a Philips Nose Hair Trimmer to get rid of them.

[eek]

Either way, I'm a w**ker.



MF

FTF

[MarillionFan]

See if I had a chip shop, that might be very slightly amusing (to a ******' retard like yourself).

As it is, it's about as relevant as me saying your mum is a whore. Oh no, hang on, that won't work.........

Do you do chips? Answer : Yes. Then you're a chippy

No. In which case based on previous answers then you've got a jellied eel stand.

Either way, you're a benger.

Hth

MF

[eek]

Give it up chip shop boy. The smell of grease is making Mason hungry.

I see you still have your ukulele fetish!!

At least you can now spell the word which is something.

[TestMangler]

Give it up chip shop boy. The smell of grease is making Mason hungry.

See if I had a chip shop, that might be very slightly amusing (to a ******' retard like yourself).

As it is, it's about as relevant as me saying your mum is a whore. Oh no, hang on, that won't work.........

[Mason Boyne]

Give it up chip shop boy. The smell of grease is making Mason hungry.

Err, no it isn't. Projecting your urges onto other people wasn't what they taught you in therapy, now was it?

[MarillionFan]

FTFY

Give it up chip shop boy. The smell of grease is making Mason hungry.

[Mason Boyne]

No, he's not particularly hairy. He does that with his toenail clippings though.

They make handy toothpicks

[mudskipper]

That sounds like the voice of experience, is it one of your OH tricks?

No, he's not particularly hairy. He does that with his toenail clippings though.

[ChrisPackit]

So you've covered various methods of nasal hair removal, but what do you do with it?

Do you wrap in a tissue and flush down the toilet? Do you scatter on the carpet hoping that the hoover fairy will suck it up? Or do you leave in a neat pile on the coffee table until someone else gets rid of it for you?

I keep mine in a little box hoping that, one day, there maybe enough to knit a nice cardigan for me in my twilight years ...

[Mason Boyne]

So you've covered various methods of nasal hair removal, but what do you do with it?

Do you wrap in a tissue and flush down the toilet? Do you scatter on the carpet hoping that the hoover fairy will suck it up? Or do you leave in a neat pile on the coffee table until someone else gets rid of it for you?

That sounds like the voice of experience, is it one of your OH tricks?

[mudskipper]

So you've covered various methods of nasal hair removal, but what do you do with it?

Do you wrap in a tissue and flush down the toilet? Do you scatter on the carpet hoping that the hoover fairy will suck it up? Or do you leave in a neat pile on the coffee table until someone else gets rid of it for you?

[eek]

FTFY

Just to help him out as I know MF finds a Ukulele a helpful mnemonic device.

[TestMangler]

You need lessons in suicide.

FTFY

[Mason Boyne]

I think Mason is such a grump as he is yet to work out after a month that the vending machine takes Euros as opposed to Pounds.

You need lessons in geography, literacy and numeracy.