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Curing addiction

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    #21
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    The wife is probbly more to blame than he is. Tell he she must get her hair done, have a scented bath, dress up in baby doll and stockings then send her round to my place
    A pig in a baby doll and stockings is still a pig.

    Although, that may be a recognised fetish....

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      #22
      Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
      There was a line in Men Behaving Badly once which was about how a relationship would go stale over time. Imagine your wife/girlfriend was your favourite biscuit. At first it's great, but after years and years of just you favourite biscuit there comes a time when your favourite biscuit turns into just another fvckin biscuit!
      You could always dip your favourite biscuit in chocolate, yum
      Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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        #23
        Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
        You could always dip your favourite biscuit in chocolate, yum
        I once dipped my saus in melted chocolate for a perv session, I was in hospital for 10 days.
        Not with burns though


        it looked so good, I took a bite myself



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