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    #11
    This is my method, which is similar to db's:
    • Lay duvet cover out, insert hands to furthest corners, and pull the each corner inside out.
    • Pick up duvet, and match two end corners to each of the pulled out corners as above.
    • While continuing to maintain your hold on each corner bundle, lift the whole lot up to shake the duvet cover down over the duvet.
    • Shake out in anger until duvet is evenly distributed within cover.
    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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      #12
      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
      Not hard at all. Stary by feeding duvet through the bottom of the duvet cover.

      Shove top LH corner of duvet into top LH corner of duvet cover and keep a firm hold on cover + duvet at intersection. Now shove top RH corner into top RH corner of duvet cover as for LH. Holding both corners give a firm shake.
      Now insert bottom LH corner into bottom LH corner and ditto right. Turn duvet + cover upside down, shake out as above.

      Pour wine.
      Drink wine.

      Piece of piss eh?
      Piece of piss sober

      I got it thanks to you and dooberie doo.
      Me, me, me...

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        #13
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
        Shake out in anger until duvet is evenly distributed within cover.
        Why does this fit my mental picture of you

        Thanks for the instructions, I'm good to go.
        Me, me, me...

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          #14
          Originally posted by Zippy View Post
          Not hard at all. Stary by feeding duvet through the bottom of the duvet cover.

          Shove top LH corner of duvet into top LH corner of duvet cover and keep a firm hold on cover + duvet at intersection. Now shove top RH corner into top RH corner of duvet cover as for LH. Holding both corners give a firm shake.
          Now insert bottom LH corner into bottom LH corner and ditto right. Turn duvet + cover upside down, shake out as above.

          Pour wine.
          Drink wine.

          Piece of piss eh?
          Balderdash.

          Easiest way is to turn the duvet cover inside out and then holding the corners of the duvet and the corners of the inside out cover, shake vigoruously. The cover then goes the right way over the duvet and everything is in place.

          Easy. Jeeves showed me.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #15
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            Balderdash.

            Easiest way is to turn the duvet cover inside out and then holding the corners of the duvet and the corners of the inside out cover, shake vigoruously. The cover then goes the right way over the duvet and everything is in place.

            Easy. Jeeves showed me.
            That's my method, more or less, yep.
            Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
            +5 Xeno Cool Points

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              #16
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              That's my method, more or less, yep.
              Is X red on the ergonmetric scale?
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #17
                Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
                Piece of piss sober

                I got it thanks to you and dooberie doo.
                Do you need any help with the rest of the weekend? Fnaar, fnaar
                +50 Xeno Geek Points
                Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                  Do you need any help with the rest of the weekend? Fnaar, fnaar
                  Ingredients, booze, music, condoms all sorted. What am I missing?
                  Me, me, me...

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                    Do you need any help with the rest of the weekend? Fnaar, fnaar
                    Offer of a threesome with a puppet with a zip for a mouth. Is there anything sweeter?
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                      Offer of a threesome with a puppet with a zip for a mouth. Is there anything sweeter?
                      Damn, forgot about that one...
                      Me, me, me...

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