Here's what I really think ...

[zathras]

The world is full of idiots.
Most are greedy feckers who don't have the gumption to realise that material goods mean very little. We are little specks of dust who don't matter. What makes our lives worth living are the people we relate with.
Yes I know, corny crap. Nevertheless true. Or maybe it's an incipient mid-lefe crisis. Or the beer.

Anyway I'm off to find some porn. That'll cheer me up.

Is there intelligent life on earth?

Yes, but I'm only visiting

[AlfredJPruffock]

Try to realize it's all within yourself
no one else can make you change
And to see you're really only very small
and life flows on within you and without you

We were talking
about the love that's gone so cold
and the people who gain the world
and lose their soul
They don't know, they can't see
Are you one of them

When you've seen beyond yourself
then you may find
peace of mind is waiting there
And the time will come
when you see we're all one
and life flows on within you and without you

[Dundeegeorge]

Congrats Zathras

Is there intelligent life on earth?

Yes, but I'm only visiting

A LOL moment in a dull day.

[Bitbucket]

Lifes Tragidies

Hi Borrowers , hope you dont mind me calling you that . I read in a British magazine that there are 3 tragadies in a mans life.

Life Sucks , Job Sucks and wife dosent , is this a joke ? Or is this what the poster is complaining about . Please reply as I am not sure of British humor. Hope poster is not too unhappy

[Dundeegeorge]

You can read

Well done, you'd best go and have a lie down now, I expect you're exhausted after all that work.

Twat.

[Bitbucket]

What?

Twat is rolling pin when translated to my language , I cannot find this word in dictionary , calling someone a rolling pin is a big insult where I come from , please dont use fowl rolling pin language on this BB.

[Dundeegeorge]

Rolling pin in your language, interesting

Twat is rolling pin when translated to my language , I cannot find this word in dictionary , calling someone a rolling pin is a big insult where I come from , please dont use fowl rolling pin language on this BB.

and what language would that be? Dickhead, Muppet, Cretan, perhaps?

[DaveB]

and what language would that be? Dickhead, Muppet, Cretan, perhaps?

Well it's certainly not Mock Swedish.....

Bork! Bork! Bork!

[Bitbucket]

Inslut

Mr Dundee Georgee you are the son of a biscuit cutter , hope I have translated correct

[Dundeegeorge]

Right, outside now, you're claimed

Mr Dundee Georgee you are the son of a biscuit cutter , hope I have translated correct

son of a b*sc**t c*tt*r indeed.