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[Bitbucket]

Opps

Tasteless Churchill you are a complete rolling pin

[Bitbucket]

How to punctuate in Sweedish

Cur'fed men'e durg tw'at ... my rolling pin has been stolen

[Dundeegeorge]

Nearly funny, but it was my mother's funeral

What happened? Did they miss?

oops, embarrassed silence.

[Churchill]

I haven't been back to Dundee for 10 years, and I only went back for a funeral.

What happened? Did they miss?

[Dundeegeorge]

couldn't tell you

I haven't been back to Dundee for 10 years, and I only went back for a funeral.

[Bitbucket]

HoHo

Shall I stop winding you up then ?

By the way how is Dundee , still got that lovely ship oposite the train station?

[Dundeegeorge]

Yeah yeah, the compliment's too late I'm afraid

No sorry, I was looking at english cookbook , you are likened unto Ali Bongo

Outside, NOW.

[Bitbucket]

I was incorrect

No sorry, I was looking at english cookbook , you are likened unto Ali Bongo

[Dundeegeorge]

Right, outside now, you're claimed

Mr Dundee Georgee you are the son of a biscuit cutter , hope I have translated correct

son of a b*sc**t c*tt*r indeed.

[Bitbucket]

Inslut

Mr Dundee Georgee you are the son of a biscuit cutter , hope I have translated correct

[DaveB]

and what language would that be? Dickhead, Muppet, Cretan, perhaps?

Well it's certainly not Mock Swedish.....

Bork! Bork! Bork!

[Dundeegeorge]

Rolling pin in your language, interesting

Twat is rolling pin when translated to my language , I cannot find this word in dictionary , calling someone a rolling pin is a big insult where I come from , please dont use fowl rolling pin language on this BB.

and what language would that be? Dickhead, Muppet, Cretan, perhaps?

[Bitbucket]

What?

Twat is rolling pin when translated to my language , I cannot find this word in dictionary , calling someone a rolling pin is a big insult where I come from , please dont use fowl rolling pin language on this BB.

[Dundeegeorge]

You can read

Well done, you'd best go and have a lie down now, I expect you're exhausted after all that work.

Twat.

[Bitbucket]

Lifes Tragidies

Hi Borrowers , hope you dont mind me calling you that . I read in a British magazine that there are 3 tragadies in a mans life.

Life Sucks , Job Sucks and wife dosent , is this a joke ? Or is this what the poster is complaining about . Please reply as I am not sure of British humor. Hope poster is not too unhappy