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Teachers should strike more often.
It may clean up the gene pool......"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR -
Pretty unlucky, though I guess with the number of trees and numbers of people, it's going to happen now and then.
The closest I've come to a falling branch is once when I was walking though a wood I heard a strange creaking sound. After some investigation it transpired that a small tree was falling down very, very slowly. So I helped it along.
When I camp I usually forget to check the trees above for dead branches.Comment
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Nice!Originally posted by SueEllen View PostTeachers should strike more often.
It may clean up the gene pool......
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Murderers! What are their houses worth?
Truely pathetic journalism from The Wail. Again+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Yeah. What sort of idiot sits on a park bench and expects to live to tell the tale?Originally posted by SueEllen View PostTeachers should strike more often.
It may clean up the gene pool......While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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I posted it because of what the Wail is clearly trying to insinuate, that the girl died directly because of the teachers strike. Like saying, the Daily Mail killed 1000 starving African children because it didn't give all its profits to help them.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostPretty unlucky, though I guess with the number of trees and numbers of people, it's going to happen now and then.
The closest I've come to a falling branch is once when I was walking though a wood I heard a strange creaking sound. After some investigation it transpired that a small tree was falling down very, very slowly. So I helped it along.
When I camp I usually forget to check the trees above for dead branches.Comment
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Surely the mail has missed a trick here.
There must have been a drug dealing muslim illegal asylum seeker up the tree stealing apples or spying on young girls to cause the branch to fall in the first place.
I mean, you couldn't make it up!
If it had been in the express, I would have added that it was a Princess Di Memorial bench she was sat on
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They're not white, British, rich or even famous, why is the Daily Mail going to care?Originally posted by russell View PostI posted it because of what the Wail is clearly trying to insinuate, that the girl died directly because of the teachers strike. Like saying, the Daily Mail killed 1000 starving African children because it didn't give all its profits to help them.Coffee's for closersComment
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