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    #11
    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Well, it was a beer garden, but there were quite a lot of tall, blonde, tanned, scantily clad beauties around. In fact they are bloody everywhere, sashaying around in their summery dresses and heels and generally making me feel like a dirty old pervert.

    Bakkushan is the worst.
    There is nothing perverse about fancying young fertile adult women. It's more perverse to fancy old clapped ones. It's like cars, they need trading in every so often, preferably before the timing belt goes (i.e. menopuase).

    HTH
    But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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      #12
      Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
      There is nothing perverse about fancying young fertile adult women. It's more perverse to fancy old clapped ones.
      So where does a mother daughter threesome fit in?
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #13
        Originally posted by doodab View Post
        So where does a mother daughter threesome fit in?
        You should be alright if the mothers timing belt hasn't gone; usually late forties.

        But I haven't had that problem, unfortunately.
        But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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          #14
          Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
          You should be alright if the mothers timing belt hasn't gone; usually late forties.

          But I haven't had that problem, unfortunately.
          What if it's the daughter thats in her late forties ???????
          When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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            #15
            Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
            What if it's the daughter thats in her late forties ???????
            There is a high chance that the mother would have removable teeth.
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #16
              Originally posted by doodab View Post
              There is a high chance that the mother would have removable teeth.

              Are you seeing that as a good thing or a bad thing ????
              When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                #17
                Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                Are you seeing that as a good thing or a bad thing ????
                Hard to say. The thought of it leaves me both nauseous and aroused.
                While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by doodab View Post
                  Hard to say. The thought of it leaves me both nauseous and aroused.

                  yeah, me too, but probably without the 'nauseous'
                  When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                    yeah, me too, but probably without the 'nauseous'
                    I dunno, I just don't really want to look down and see some wrinkly old lizard lady slurping my noodle. I expect I'll be of a different mind when I'm that age myself.
                    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by doodab View Post
                      I dunno, I just don't really want to look down and see some wrinkly old lizard lady slurping my noodle. I expect I'll be of a different mind when I'm that age myself.
                      Make her wear a hat then
                      When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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