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That's a bit like painting over rust though. Much better to get a younger prettier one who has eaten too many sweeties.
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Make her wear a hat thenOriginally posted by doodab View PostI dunno, I just don't really want to look down and see some wrinkly old lizard lady slurping my noodle. I expect I'll be of a different mind when I'm that age myself.
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Originally posted by doodab View PostHard to say. The thought of it leaves me both nauseous and aroused.
yeah, me too, but probably without the 'nauseous'
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Originally posted by doodab View PostThere is a high chance that the mother would have removable teeth.
Are you seeing that as a good thing or a bad thing ????
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What if it's the daughter thats in her late forties ???????Originally posted by Gibbon View PostYou should be alright if the mothers timing belt hasn't gone; usually late forties.
But I haven't had that problem, unfortunately.
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There is nothing perverse about fancying young fertile adult women. It's more perverse to fancy old clapped ones. It's like cars, they need trading in every so often, preferably before the timing belt goes (i.e. menopuase).Originally posted by doodab View PostWell, it was a beer garden, but there were quite a lot of tall, blonde, tanned, scantily clad beauties around. In fact they are bloody everywhere, sashaying around in their summery dresses and heels and generally making me feel like a dirty old pervert.
Bakkushan is the worst.
HTH
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Hang around, I'm sure one will be along soon.Originally posted by doodab View PostWell, it was a beer garden, but there were quite a lot of tall, blonde, tanned, scantily clad beauties around. In fact they are bloody everywhere, sashaying around in their summery dresses and heels and generally making me feel like a dirty old pervert.
Bakkushan is the worst.
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Well, it was a beer garden, but there were quite a lot of tall, blonde, tanned, scantily clad beauties around. In fact they are bloody everywhere, sashaying around in their summery dresses and heels and generally making me feel like a dirty old pervert.Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostThats cause you went to that lap dancing bar again
Bakkushan is the worst.Last edited by doodab; 29 June 2011, 13:56.
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Thats cause you went to that lap dancing bar againOriginally posted by doodab View PostHad a few beers last night and today I'm as randy as a randy badger.
I might have to go home early.
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it seems so, and loud tooOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostAre badgers randy?
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