Return to IT & maybe contracting

[Mich the Tester]

Leaf it out, FFS.

I agree; we should stem this growth of unhelpful puns before it takes root.

[Pondlife]

He only became a tree surgeon to get exposure to sap.

[Mich the Tester]

He only became a tree surgeon to get exposure to sap.

I bet he started programming on an Acorn.

[minestrone]

Ignore these cretins, their bark is worse that their bite.

[Minisaurus]

I reckon there is still money to be made with these skills. Maybe chuck in PHP?

Thanks Zippy - might Java be an idea too?

[Mich the Tester]

I bet he's a bit stumped by the responses.

[Clippy]

The advice on here can be hollow, particularly for a young sapling.

There is a treemendous amount of information available on the internet but you will need to prune the results to find what you are looking for.

Sorry to lumber you with this jack, but its best to be honest up front so you don't have an axe to grind later.

[DimPrawn]

I bet he's a bit stumped by the responses.

If he doesn't like it, he can log off.

[doodab]

It's funny you should post this cos I often think about becoming a tree surgeon. The two disciplines have a lot in common.

Apache Chainsaw -

Tree (data structure) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[EternalOptimist]

Have you considered SAP ?