It is like a nursery in here.
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Sometimes you can't see the wood for the trees.Originally posted by minestrone View PostIt is like a nursery in here.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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You could work for us, but only if you are Oirish.
The MD is looking for tree fellas to work on our .net project
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Ah, that old chestnut.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostSometimes you can't see the wood for the trees.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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You need to learn about release management so that you know whether to write your code in the trunk or a branch. At best your contracting career will fail to blossom and at worst you could be felled if you get it wrong.Originally posted by Minisaurus View PostHi,
I left IT contracting about 12 years ago to be a tree surgeon. I'm contemplating a return to IT - my skills are/were C programming, UNIX admin & all the RDBMS of the day.
What do people think I should learn now?
Thanks
MiniAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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I might take a leaf out of his book and try my hand at tree surgery especially considering the IT sector isnt showing any signs of green shoots.Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !Comment
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You might want to check out some of Forrester's market research papers first.
Then again, you might not as the people I've met that work there are as thick as two short planks anyway.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Here is an IT test for you, to see if you are suited
You have two tables, one for students and one for classes, and you want to make a join
What is the best type of wood to make students table with and what glue would you suggest for the join ?
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