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Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson -
I went out with a Kiwi girl for a bit.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostAnd along similar lines:
Man found guilty of battery after ejaculating in co-worker's drink ? The RegisterThe victim testified that one Monday last year she took a swig from her waterbottle, having it left it at the office over the weekend. She apparently noticed a foul taste reminiscent of semen and disposed of it.Comment
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Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
New Zealanders will never walk up or down anything if there's a chance it will hurt more to run instead. Theirs is not a country so much as a fitness camp. Why look at something, they reason, when it will toughen me up if I charge at it with my head? This is an entire nation on a self-imposed commando training course, where no mother of three dare show her face in public unless she can torpedo-pass a rugby ball thirty yards with one arm in plaster.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostWell, Kiwi totty are well known for their spunky nature.
New Zealanders will never walk up or down anything if there's a chance it will hurt more to run instead. Theirs is not a country so much as a fitness camp. Why look at something, they reason, when it will toughen me up if I charge at it with my head? This is an entire nation on a self-imposed commando training course, where no mother of three dare show her face in public unless she can torpedo-pass a rugby ball thirty yards with one arm in plaster.
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