Reply to: Neigh sayers

[mudskipper]

I'd prefer a steak

Hollandaise sauce?

[EternalOptimist]

As long as you don't expect a tip ...

heheh

heheh heh

you got me laughing here

[Zippy]

<cough> we've only got the little portions tonight

but we offer and after-eight as a gesture

As long as you don't expect a tip ...

[EternalOptimist]

Yes please, but I'd like it well done.

<cough> we've only got the little portions tonight

but we offer and after-eight as a gesture

[Zippy]

a blue veiner for madam ?

Yes please, but I'd like it well done.

[EternalOptimist]

I'd prefer a steak

a blue veiner for madam ?

[OwlHoot]

Is it straight from the tap, or bottled ?

Fish, and plankton, and sea greens, and protein from the sea. It's all here, ready, fresh as harvest day. ...

[Zippy]

Any lady Cukkers fancy a Prawn Cocktail, give me a shout.

I'd prefer a steak

[EternalOptimist]

Any lady Cukkers fancy a Prawn Cocktail, give me a shout.

Is it straight from the tap, or bottled ?

[DimPrawn]

Any lady Cukkers fancy a Prawn Cocktail, give me a shout.

[Old Greg]

Highest protein content of any mammalian semen. Worth remembering.

[wim121]

Wow looks rough ......

Ive heard experienced flyers explain how they nearly wet their pants landing in wellington airport ....

[PRC1964]

Well, Kiwi totty are well known for their spunky nature.
New Zealanders will never walk up or down anything if there's a chance it will hurt more to run instead. Theirs is not a country so much as a fitness camp. Why look at something, they reason, when it will toughen me up if I charge at it with my head? This is an entire nation on a self-imposed commando training course, where no mother of three dare show her face in public unless she can torpedo-pass a rugby ball thirty yards with one arm in plaster.

They like a nice gentle sailing trip too

[wim121]

I thought it was a joke, you know, like a horse walks in to a bar ....

[shaunbhoy]

I remember the Marc Almond rumours....

Kiwi gals swig shots of horse semen ? The Register

Well, Kiwi totty are well known for their spunky nature.
New Zealanders will never walk up or down anything if there's a chance it will hurt more to run instead. Theirs is not a country so much as a fitness camp. Why look at something, they reason, when it will toughen me up if I charge at it with my head? This is an entire nation on a self-imposed commando training course, where no mother of three dare show her face in public unless she can torpedo-pass a rugby ball thirty yards with one arm in plaster.