Blowing your own trumpet.

[hyperD]

I do, but if I've been playing staccato with it for too long it normally needs wiping down with a soft, damp cloth.

[Doggy Styles]

Thanks for that, I'll give it a try.

Don't! The fire brigade will have to come and get you out. According to a friend.

[ChrisPackit]

I can't reach.

You'll have to do a 'Prince' and have a few ribs removed...

[Lockhouse]

I'm thinking of buying a saxaphone. Seriously. Played the clarinet at school 35 years ago and always wanted to give the sax a try.