Blowing your own trumpet.

[Lockhouse]

I'm thinking of buying a saxaphone. Seriously. Played the clarinet at school 35 years ago and always wanted to give the sax a try.

[ChrisPackit]

I can't reach.

You'll have to do a 'Prince' and have a few ribs removed...

[Doggy Styles]

Thanks for that, I'll give it a try.

Don't! The fire brigade will have to come and get you out. According to a friend.

[hyperD]

I do, but if I've been playing staccato with it for too long it normally needs wiping down with a soft, damp cloth.

[ThomasSoerensen]

I've been told, but can't verify, that this can be overcome by dropping yourself, arse first, into a wheely bin

That sounds sooo classy.

[gingerjedi]

I've been told, but can't verify, that this can be overcome by dropping yourself, arse first, into a wheely bin

Thanks for that, I'll give it a try.

[TestMangler]

I can't reach.

I've been told, but can't verify, that this can be overcome by dropping yourself, arse first, into a wheely bin

[doodab]

Not since I discovered how much better it is when someone else does it for you.

[wobbegong]

Used to blow my trombone. Blew someone else's euphonium very recently.

Just steer clear of pink oboes.

[mudskipper]

Used to blow my trombone. Blew someone else's euphonium very recently.

[wobbegong]

I can't reach.

Would you want to?

[Mason Boyne]

Well do you?

Not since I started getting a twinge in my back.

[gingerjedi]

Well do you?

I can't reach.

[MarillionFan]

Well do you?