Interesting Plan B: Extorting money from plebs on internet

[Mason Boyne]

I think you're mistaking her for someone who gets turned on at the sight of a grown man sucking his thumb whilst applying a cheese grater to his genitals

She's hidden that aspect of her psyche from you very well, hasn't she?

[Spacecadet]

She's hidden that aspect of her psyche from you very well, hasn't she?

She's actually just a very good actress and a very caring person, not many others would be happy to sexually gratify the hard of learning but she see's it almost as a human right

[Mason Boyne]

She's actually just a very good actress and a very caring person, not many others would be happy to sexually gratify the hard of learning but she see's it almost as a human right

That's the last time I use her if she's shagging MarillionFan too. Thanks for the heads-up.

[EternalOptimist]

What with the internet becoming THE resource now for a lot of people, its only a matter of time till someone needs an emergency number, relies on the web, finds their access down, and someone dies.

Then these scumsuckers will be up for murder

[DaveB]

Forget the fact that the crime involves computers. It's a simple case of deception.

Did you get your money back in the end?

Yes thanks, and thanks for the refund. Glad there's no hard feelings and it's not your fault that your wife is a crap shag.

Apparently it's difficult to put the effort in when you're struggling to stop yourself from vomiting.
And how something that small could have so much fungal growth was, in her words, a modern medical marvel

Still, better than what she comes home to every night, eh?

I think you're mistaking her for someone who gets turned on at the sight of a grown man sucking his thumb whilst applying a cheese grater to his genitals

She's hidden that aspect of her psyche from you very well, hasn't she?

She's actually just a very good actress and a very caring person, not many others would be happy to sexually gratify the hard of learning but she see's it almost as a human right

That's the last time I use her if she's shagging MarillionFan too. Thanks for the heads-up.

Will you two just get a room already, the rest of us don't want to see your foreplay.

[Old Greg]

Will you two just get a room already, the rest of us don't want to see your foreplay.

Oh, I don't know about that.

[DaveB]

Will you two just get a room already, the rest of us don't want to see your foreplay.

Oh, I don't know about that.

Edit : The rest of us arn't as sick and twisted as Old Greg

[Mason Boyne]

Will you two just get a room already, the rest of us don't want to see your foreplay.

Steady on, I just gave as good as I got.

[Old Greg]

Edit : The rest of us arn't as sick and twisted as Old Greg

Oh I don't want to see it - I meant you.

[PAH]

What with the internet becoming THE resource now for a lot of people, its only a matter of time till someone needs an emergency number, relies on the web, finds their access down, and someone dies.

Then these scumsuckers will be up for murder

I heard the emergency telephone service is being outsourced to 118.com, so you may be right.