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Originally posted by doodab View PostI'm just rustling up a breakfast of smoked salmon & scrambled eggs an I'm wondering why are some eggs brown and others white?
Boiled Chicken Ovulations. Delicous!
</Kryten>"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by Mason Boyne View PostSee? Google is your friend.
Ignore list for you I think.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostGood manners clearly aren't yours are they?
Ignore list for you I think.Comment
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Originally posted by Mason Boyne View PostYou haven't got the self discipline.(\__/)
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostWhile you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostI'm guessing it's your sockie so you can go on there too.Comment
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Originally posted by Mason Boyne View PostAnd that ladies and gentlemen is how to find a bed-wetter.
me too(\__/)
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This message is hidden because Mason Boyne is on your ignore list.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostYou're a pointless splash of piss on the toilet seat of life, no doubt someone will be along to mop you up shortly.Comment
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