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<Kryten>Originally posted by doodab View PostI'm just rustling up a breakfast of smoked salmon & scrambled eggs an I'm wondering why are some eggs brown and others white?
Boiled Chicken Ovulations. Delicous!
</Kryten>"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Good manners clearly aren't yours are they?Originally posted by Mason Boyne View PostSee? Google is your friend.
Ignore list for you I think.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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You haven't got the self discipline.Originally posted by doodab View PostGood manners clearly aren't yours are they?
Ignore list for you I think.Comment
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Originally posted by Mason Boyne View PostYou haven't got the self discipline.
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I'm guessing it's your sockie so you can go on there too.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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And that ladies and gentlemen is how to find a bed-wetter.Originally posted by doodab View PostI'm guessing it's your sockie so you can go on there too.Comment
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I dont know who you are, but you sound like an old sweatOriginally posted by Mason Boyne View PostAnd that ladies and gentlemen is how to find a bed-wetter.
me too
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You're a pointless splash of piss on the toilet seat of life, no doubt someone will be along to mop you up shortly.This message is hidden because Mason Boyne is on your ignore list.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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I'd be having a word with NickFitz, your ignore list appears to be fubar.Originally posted by doodab View PostYou're a pointless splash of piss on the toilet seat of life, no doubt someone will be along to mop you up shortly.Comment
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