Glastonbury 2011

[gingerjedi]

Somehow, lounging on the leather sofa with a glass of Bolly in one hand and a sliver of foie gras on some home made toast in the other, listening to some Miles Davis seems so much more appealing!

I'm sure you can do that (if you pay enough) at Glastonbury these days.

We used to go to the newly revived Isle of Wight festival which was great until it got big in 2006 when there was no Glastonbury and IoW took up the slack, too commercialised these days. (at least that’s what I keep telling myself whilst my kids are still in nappies)

[TimberWolf]

These clever people bought a raft:

[Pondlife]

Covered quite well by the Mash

Meanwhile, meteorologist, Jane Thompson, explained: "Scientifically speaking, if you insist on booking Bono and putting him on a pedestal to be worshipped, God will try to drown everyone within a five mile radius."

[TimberWolf]

Covered quite well by the Mash

Meanwhile, meteorologist, Jane Thompson, explained: "Scientifically speaking, if you insist on booking Bono and putting him on a pedestal to be worshipped, God will try to drown everyone within a five mile radius."

People not at Glastonbury begin enjoying plight of those who are

True

...However those at the festival are determined to keep pretending to enjoy themselves despite the medieval conditions.

[TimberWolf]

Someone must be raking it in there selling boots, coats, umbrellas, rafts, boats, earplugs, penicillin, etc.

[gingerjedi]

Someone must be raking it in there selling boots, coats, umbrellas, rafts, boats, earplugs, penicillin, etc.

I expect Joe Bananas blanket stall have stocked up accordingly to meet the requirements of their customers.

[TimberWolf]

Can anyone help me find my contact lenses?

[Mich the Tester]

Do they specially import the mud to encourage naked mud wrestling?

And if not, why not?

[gingerjedi]

Worthy Farm is occupied by dairy cattle for 350 days a year, that's not just mud they're frolicking in. ...

[gingerjedi]

Ah.

The E. coli special brew.

The last time I went to Glastonbury I was diagnosed with Crohns later that year, the latest research points to a genetic component and a trigger.