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    #11
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    read a book! have a pot noodle! go for a walk! do some cross stitch!

    I've been trying to read! 'The history of glue'

    I just can't get into it.
    "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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      #12
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
      Yeah! What on earth? I assume people go on this programme in the hope that they will get fast tracked, or summat. I would rather wait a few weeks for treatment, than get my BUMHOLE out on the TV! How would you face friends and family after that?

      "Ooh this is her bit now, here she is....in the waiting room, oooh it's so exciting isn't it Brian? Brian, are you watching this? Pass me the pringles will you. Oh, right, she's going in. Lovely skirt she's got on."
      Quick quick - get the kids - they're in their bedroom KIDS!
      "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


      Thomas Jefferson

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        #13
        Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
        I've been trying to read! 'The history of glue'

        I just can't get into it.
        Stick with it
        "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


        Thomas Jefferson

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          #14
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
          read a book! have a pot noodle! go for a walk! do some cross stitch!
          Please don't do all four of those activities at the same time unless you want a fine from the library and a pierced wot not.

          HTH

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            #15
            Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post

            Yet up until now she's been too embarrassed to go to the doctor, now 5m people have seen her rusty sheriff's badge.
            Missed the programme, but what on Earth is embarrassing about that?

            It's not as if she has to flash it all the time, or any time.
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              #16
              bumhole of a large black lady in gruesome detail
              Fantastic! My favourite bit of a lady, especially the large ones. Wonder if they'll repeat that episode.
              bloggoth

              If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
              John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                #17
                Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                Fantastic! My favourite bit of a lady, especially the large ones. Wonder if they'll repeat that episode.
                A late entry but that's my post of the day Made I larf!!
                Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
                Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair

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                  #18
                  Mrs SM immediately grabbed a cushion!! Eeeww!! She put the cushion down and the scalpel came out.

                  I was getting something from the kitchen and missed the entire thing thank goodness.
                  Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.

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                    #19
                    Maybe they will have a spin off series with only the large ladies' bumhole bits. Don't really fancy sitting through loads of stuff about teenagers with their legs covered in warts.
                    bloggoth

                    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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