Embarrassing Bodies C4 8pm

[scooterscot]

read a book! have a pot noodle! go for a walk! do some cross stitch!

I've been trying to read! 'The history of glue'

I just can't get into it.

[Ruprect]

Yeah! What on earth? I assume people go on this programme in the hope that they will get fast tracked, or summat. I would rather wait a few weeks for treatment, than get my BUMHOLE out on the TV! How would you face friends and family after that?

"Ooh this is her bit now, here she is....in the waiting room, oooh it's so exciting isn't it Brian? Brian, are you watching this? Pass me the pringles will you. Oh, right, she's going in. Lovely skirt she's got on."

Quick quick - get the kids - they're in their bedroom KIDS!

[Ruprect]

I've been trying to read! 'The history of glue'

I just can't get into it.

Stick with it

[DimPrawn]

read a book! have a pot noodle! go for a walk! do some cross stitch!

Please don't do all four of those activities at the same time unless you want a fine from the library and a pierced wot not.

HTH

[OwlHoot]

Yet up until now she's been too embarrassed to go to the doctor, now 5m people have seen her rusty sheriff's badge.

Missed the programme, but what on Earth is embarrassing about that?

It's not as if she has to flash it all the time, or any time.

[xoggoth]

bumhole of a large black lady in gruesome detail

Fantastic! My favourite bit of a lady, especially the large ones. Wonder if they'll repeat that episode.

[Wodewick]

Fantastic! My favourite bit of a lady, especially the large ones. Wonder if they'll repeat that episode.

A late entry but that's my post of the day Made I larf!!

[Scrag Meister]

Mrs SM immediately grabbed a cushion!! Eeeww!! She put the cushion down and the scalpel came out.

I was getting something from the kitchen and missed the entire thing thank goodness.

[xoggoth]

Maybe they will have a spin off series with only the large ladies' bumhole bits. Don't really fancy sitting through loads of stuff about teenagers with their legs covered in warts.