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xoggoth replied

16 June 2011, 09:13
Maybe they will have a spin off series with only the large ladies' bumhole bits. Don't really fancy sitting through loads of stuff about teenagers with their legs covered in warts.
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Scrag Meister replied

16 June 2011, 07:11
Mrs SM immediately grabbed a cushion!! Eeeww!! She put the cushion down and the scalpel came out.

I was getting something from the kitchen and missed the entire thing thank goodness.
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Wodewick replied

16 June 2011, 06:28
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Fantastic! My favourite bit of a lady, especially the large ones. Wonder if they'll repeat that episode.

A late entry but that's my post of the day Made I larf!!
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xoggoth replied

15 June 2011, 22:19
bumhole of a large black lady in gruesome detail

Fantastic! My favourite bit of a lady, especially the large ones. Wonder if they'll repeat that episode.
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OwlHoot replied

15 June 2011, 21:16
Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post

Yet up until now she's been too embarrassed to go to the doctor, now 5m people have seen her rusty sheriff's badge.

Missed the programme, but what on Earth is embarrassing about that?

It's not as if she has to flash it all the time, or any time.
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DimPrawn replied

15 June 2011, 21:05
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

read a book! have a pot noodle! go for a walk! do some cross stitch!

Please don't do all four of those activities at the same time unless you want a fine from the library and a pierced wot not.

HTH
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Ruprect replied

15 June 2011, 21:00
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

I've been trying to read! 'The history of glue'

I just can't get into it.

Stick with it
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Ruprect replied

15 June 2011, 21:00
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Yeah! What on earth? I assume people go on this programme in the hope that they will get fast tracked, or summat. I would rather wait a few weeks for treatment, than get my BUMHOLE out on the TV! How would you face friends and family after that?

"Ooh this is her bit now, here she is....in the waiting room, oooh it's so exciting isn't it Brian? Brian, are you watching this? Pass me the pringles will you. Oh, right, she's going in. Lovely skirt she's got on."

Quick quick - get the kids - they're in their bedroom KIDS!
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scooterscot replied

15 June 2011, 21:00
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

read a book! have a pot noodle! go for a walk! do some cross stitch!

I've been trying to read! 'The history of glue'

I just can't get into it.
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scooterscot replied

15 June 2011, 20:58
Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post

Is German TV great then?

No it's truly awful, far worse than anything the BBC could chuck out.

What's happened without the TV is Mr & Mrs scooter actually talk to each other in the evenings or read a book. We're never this civilised at home.
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MaryPoppins replied

15 June 2011, 20:56
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

I will be miserable if I watch the TV!

read a book! have a pot noodle! go for a walk! do some cross stitch!
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scooterscot replied

15 June 2011, 20:55
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Don't watch TV then you miserable sod

I will be miserable if I watch the TV!
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gingerjedi replied

15 June 2011, 20:55
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

Oh smeg, just released I'm going to be exposed to doom and gloom TV tomorrow on my return to the UK. Something I've managed to avoid for the past 4 months.

Is German TV great then?
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MaryPoppins replied

15 June 2011, 20:53
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

Oh smeg, just released I'm going to be exposed to doom and gloom TV tomorrow on my return to the UK. Something I've managed to avoid for the past 4 months.

Don't watch TV then you miserable sod
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scooterscot replied

15 June 2011, 20:52
Oh smeg, just released I'm going to be exposed to doom and gloom TV tomorrow on my return to the UK. Something I've managed to avoid for the past 4 months.
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