A real man would have navigated by the stars alone, even during the middle of the day!
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Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Maybe so. But then again, not being a pretentious prick, that would not bother me.Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostNo one can accuse you of being posh“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Tell your kids to make their tattooing a public event with tickets at say £5 per head.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostTattoo? Classy.
My kids will be getting a tattoo over my dead, decaying body.
I'd pay that to see your dead, decaying body

When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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By the time my body has started decaying, you might have saved the fiver up from your paper round!!Originally posted by TestMangler View PostTell your kids to make their tattooing a public event with tickets at say £5 per head.
I'd pay that to see your dead, decaying body


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OK Shaun, didn't realise you and MF were the same person thoughOriginally posted by shaunbhoy View PostBy the time my body has started decaying, you might have saved the fiver up from your paper round!!

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We're not. But if I pack a bit more timber on, with the right lighting............Originally posted by TestMangler View PostOK Shaun, didn't realise you and MF were the same person though
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I'm dead against tattoos, always have been. A few months ago I discovered that my 23 year old daughter who lives at home has has a small discrete tattoo for four years and not told me...
And my wife thinks I'm going to notice when she has a haircut or moves some furniture? Sheesh....my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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And grow about 14 inches taller.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostWe're not. But if I pack a bit more timber on, with the right lighting............
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Blackwall tunnel is normally quite good, it's the rotherhithe tunnel that's soul destroying.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostIt took ages to disgorge ourselves from the melee, although we did end up passing through salubrious places like Whitechapel, Bermondsey, and Lewisham, not to mention Tower Bridge!!"I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith
On them! On them! They fail!Comment
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