Reply to: That London!!!!!!

[shaunbhoy]

Blackwall tunnel is normally quite good, it's the rotherhithe tunnel that's soul destroying.

I know. I lost a wing mirror in there circa 1990!!

[Incognito]

It took ages to disgorge ourselves from the melee, although we did end up passing through salubrious places like Whitechapel, Bermondsey, and Lewisham, not to mention Tower Bridge!!

Blackwall tunnel is normally quite good, it's the rotherhithe tunnel that's soul destroying.

[shaunbhoy]

And grow about 14 inches wider.

FTFY

[MarillionFan]

We're not. But if I pack a bit more timber on, with the right lighting............

And grow about 14 inches taller.

[Lockhouse]

I'm dead against tattoos, always have been. A few months ago I discovered that my 23 year old daughter who lives at home has has a small discrete tattoo for four years and not told me...

And my wife thinks I'm going to notice when she has a haircut or moves some furniture? Sheesh.

[shaunbhoy]

OK Shaun, didn't realise you and MF were the same person though

We're not. But if I pack a bit more timber on, with the right lighting............

[TestMangler]

By the time my body has started decaying, you might have saved the fiver up from your paper round!!

OK Shaun, didn't realise you and MF were the same person though

[shaunbhoy]

Tell your kids to make their tattooing a public event with tickets at say £5 per head.

I'd pay that to see your dead, decaying body

By the time my body has started decaying, you might have saved the fiver up from your paper round!!

[TestMangler]

Tattoo? Classy.

My kids will be getting a tattoo over my dead, decaying body.

Tell your kids to make their tattooing a public event with tickets at say £5 per head.

I'd pay that to see your dead, decaying body

[shaunbhoy]

No one can accuse you of being posh

Maybe so. But then again, not being a pretentious prick, that would not bother me.

[SimonMac]

A real man would have navigated by the stars alone, even during the middle of the day!

[EternalOptimist]

It's not the tattoo that'll make them chavs...

heh heh

good one CM

[oracleslave]

No one can accuse you of being posh

WHS ++ you peasant.

[MarillionFan]

Or do what a mate did when his daughter wanted a bit of body piercing.

"Not while you are still living in my house".

Two of my nephews got into tattoos in a big way. Their old man has quite a few but in later life regretted them, but didn't persuade them not to have then.

Both went over the top, to the point one has tats covering most of arms, shoulder back (he's 25). The other not so many but had them arms (visible again) and on his neck / throat.

Off shoot. Both are now so fooling ugly they cannot get a
job.

The odd one, discrete fair enough, but if you go
over the top and can't get a job because of it then it's just dumb.

[cailin maith]

I saw a Scotchman in London on Saturday with 2 young boys who I took to be his sons. They were all of 7 or 8 years old.

Each one was wearing a tee shirt with a big downward pointing arrow emblazoned with the slogan "Suck on this". I was quite shocked.

Wasn't you was it?

Given that he said his son was 18, thats unlikely isn't it?

Tattoo? Classy.

My kids will be getting a tattoo over my dead, decaying body.

It's not the tattoo that'll make them chavs...

Or do what a mate did when his daughter wanted a bit of body piercing.

"Not while you are still living in my house".

That'll be my line... well, almost. "Get what you like when you are 18"