Boring post #1

[suityou01]

If that happens to be the Tottingham one, why not simply strap a huge penis to your forehead and complete the look?

4/10 which is pretty good for you

Wow! Double episode of Jackanory today.

Better than todays other story so will give it 3/10.

1/10 must try harder.

[MarillionFan]

I used to cycle 50/60 miles regularly a day regularly when I was in my early 30s and I never needed cycling shorts. Normal shorts and a tshirt. The only problem used to be was your balls would rub together like a couple of (very large!) walnuts in a handkerchief which could be a bit painful.

[d000hg]

Why did you cycle home after drinking several pints, not just get a lift?
Why didn't you cycle in front so he couldn't keep leading you astray?

[PRC1964]

Why did you make up the whole thing?

FTFY

[OwlHoot]

It was a very silent and awkward ride home. He "bonked" around 8 miles from home, me a little while later. ...

He did _what_ ? And you?!

Was it just the two of you?

[MarillionFan]

Suityou attempts to leave his road.

[russell]

Cycling is for wimps... real men run.

[Clippy]

London to Brighton via Luton.

[suityou01]

He did _what_ ? And you?!

Was it just the two of you?

meh.

[MarillionFan]

Cycling is for wimps... real men run.

errrr yeah.

Run Russell! Run!!!!