Shock! Sarah Beeny not pregnant in TV series Horror!

[zeitghost]

Though I thought she looked a little bit towards the end.

[minestrone]

I think she should do a makover program called 'help, my tits are falling down'.

[Troll]

I did wonder what possessed that couple to buy the 100+ year old property without a full survey.. but felt sorry for them as a young couple living like that (been there!), and the comments about rabbits caught in headlights as the list of structural defects were read out was very apt

Not sure about the solution to the bowing gable wall though - it seemed a bit of a sticking plaster approach

I thought Beenies boobs had got bigger and were definitely heading South

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[TimberWolf]

That house definitely looked extremely dodgy.

Did they not think to have a survey before they bought it?

I'm surprised you noticed the house, after all that isn't why you watch the programme is it


p.s. did it have nice knockers?

[lilelvis2000]

Sarah Beeny, an average looking woman with bun in oven and big boobs. About twenty odd of those walk past my window each day.

[mudskipper]

One of the perils of being a woman is that as soon as you get a bit tubby round the middle someone will ask you when you're due, thus propelling you into deep depression for which the only cure is another bar of chocolate.

Assumptions are also made if perchance you order a soft drink in the pub.

[BoredBloke]

Some of her comments were stupid.

So the drains are leaking and it's making your house sink and the gable wall will eventually fail. How do you feel about that?

Oh as you can imagine Sarah I'm over the ferkin moon you daft big titted old boiler.

[moorfield]

Well I'd happily impregnate her.

Oh, hang on.... I've had the snip.

[MarillionFan]

Well I'd happily impregnate her.

Oh, hang on.... I've had the snip.

I thought that just meant the ladies don't have to chew before swallowing?

[Clippy]

It's not all rosy with Beeny either. Apparently.