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[EternalOptimist]

oooh <hitches bosom> guess what

Some plonker parked their yellow mini outside my window on tuesday evening, on a bend in the road, also blocking the pavement. very naughty. very dangerous as well.
Anyway, all the peds and buggies has to go on my garden, and wrecked me bushes.

BUT, guess whos car it is - A famousFootballerWhoShallNotBeNamed girlfriend.
she lives in our street. We had the undercover reporters round all day yesterday

[Churchill]

oooh <hitches bosom> guess what

Some plonker parked their yellow mini outside my window on tuesday evening, on a bend in the road, also blocking the pavement. very naughty. very dangerous as well.
Anyway, all the peds and buggies has to go on my garden, and wrecked me bushes.

BUT, guess whos car it is - A famousFootballerWhoShallNotBeNamed girlfriend.
she lives in our street. We had the undercover reporters round all day yesterday

Have you had her yet?

[TimberWolf]

oooh <hitches bosom> guess what

Some plonker parked their yellow mini outside my window on tuesday evening, on a bend in the road, also blocking the pavement. very naughty. very dangerous as well.
Anyway, all the peds and buggies has to go on my garden, and wrecked me bushes.

BUT, guess whos car it is - A famousFootballerWhoShallNotBeNamed girlfriend.
she lives in our street. We had the undercover reporters round all day yesterday

Have you shown her how good your dribbling is yet?

[TimberWolf]

Have you had her yet?

scored

[EternalOptimist]

Have you had her yet?

I dont even know what she looks like. she owes me a bush though

[EternalOptimist]

Have you shown her how good your dribbling is yet?

[northernladuk]

BUT, guess whos car it is - A famousFootballerWhoShallNotBeNamed girlfriend.
she lives in our street. We had the undercover reporters round all day yesterday

Do footballers date women from council estates nowadays?

[EternalOptimist]

Do footballers date women from council estates nowadays?

according to the word on the street, yep.

I hope she's not the one who had the solar panels installed. I hate them solar panels

[Sysman]

according to the word on the street, yep.

I hope she's not the one who had the solar panels installed. I hate them solar panels

To corrupt a well known saying:

Those who live in greenhouses should be careful where they park.

[wurzel]

she owes me a bush though

Don't think they have them these days...