Households on 'money knife-edge'

[milanbenes]

looks lads,

you're all taking this stuff far too seriously

as long as you don't have a problem, don't worry

Milan.

[Jabberwocky]

looks lads,

you're all taking this stuff far too seriously

as long as you don't have a problem, don't worry

Milan.

Once people get in debt, they turn to crime, drugs, prostitution, and then become a recruitment consultant. We need to be tough on the causes of agency staff, root them out at the start, before they get on the game.

[eternalnomad]

Cue five and channel 4 to start churning out documentaries about how evil banks are to loan unemployed people many thousands of pounds, and how the 'stupid' people who borrowed far more than they can repay believe its the banks fault and not their own greed, stupidity and chavness

I have an idea for a brilliant new Channel 4 show staring Crusty Allsop, its going to launch mid to late 2006 and its called

"Eviction, Eviction, Eviction"

Kirsty helps couples who are downsizing from their six bedroom detached house to a very spacious and comfortable cardboard box.

Speaking about the show, Kirsty explains "For many couples, the first cardboard box simply will not do. We have to work really hard to make sure the box fits with the lifestyle aspirations of our clients. There is such a massive demand for cardboard boxes that we usually convince our clients to accept small compromises to ensure they can get on the ladder before its too late"

[milanbenes]

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feck's sake have you lot got nothing better to think about ?

Milan.

[DaveB]

Well given the option I'd be over in Light Relief admiring the scenery, but since I'm at 'work' atm thats not possible as I dont want to upset the natives by making them jealous of the wide array of boobies us contractors have available to us

[Churchill]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


feck's sake have you lot got nothing better to think about ?

Milan.

I've got an imaginary swimming pool for sale if you want it MB.

It's slightly larger and deeper than yours.

[milanbenes]

he he, nice one Winston

Milan.

[eternalnomad]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


feck's sake have you lot got nothing better to think about ?

Milan.

Milan,

I appreciate that your life revolves around Skoda's and trying to get people into .NET (even though we all know you change backup tapes on a small SAP system) but some of us do like to ponder some of the larger issues in society today.

If you have nothing to contribute then be a good chap and run your brbackup* early


*For the non-SAP people, brbackup is the main SAP backup tool, not that Milan will even realise this as he clicks on the his GUI "Backup NOW" button

[DimPrawn]

Milan does have a point though.

See opportunity in everything.

If people are on a knife edge financially, think of all the opportunities this presents to enterprising types like us.

Just make sure you are sorted with low debts and some ready cash to snap up all the bargains when it all goes tits up.

[milanbenes]

nomad,

society in general would do a lot better not worrying about the larger issues in society, but instead worrying about themselves and their situation and making the best of that - while doing unto others as they would wish done unto themselves

this simple mechanism would infact repair a lot of the larger issues in society that useless oiks like yourself like to ponder, leaving you time to ponder something more interesting, like putting people off the walldorf scent by getting them into .Net, therefore keeping the walldorf pond empty enough for bulltulipters like you to make a good living managing techies like me, now off you go and promote .Net, good lad

Milan.