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Potter Dwarf 'touched himself'

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    #11
    Hairy Potter tossed off train ?
    Doing the needful since 1827

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      #12
      Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
      Hairy Potter tossed off train ?
      Like it.

      Winner selected in one hour.

      (I'm struggling with this one)

      The Bobbit (ie. Hobbit and that fella who had his cock chopped off)

      Midget has a Fidget.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #13
        (Mrs MF just called out)

        'Wherever I lay my hat, that's my Gnome'

        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #14
          Little Jerk Gets His Cum-uppance!
          Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
          Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair

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            #15
            Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at
            the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her
            hair smells nice.

            After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to
            a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to
            write a sexual harassment grievance against him.

            The Human Remains supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks,"
            What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair
            smells nice?"

            The woman replies, "It's Keith, the dwarf."
            If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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              #16
              Originally posted by hyperD View Post
              Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at
              the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her
              hair smells nice.

              After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to
              a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to
              write a sexual harassment grievance against him.

              The Human Remains supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks,"
              What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair
              smells nice?"

              The woman replies, "It's Keith, the dwarf."

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                #17
                Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                Dwarf caught touching himself on train is not Happy.
                Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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