Hairy Potter tossed off train ?
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Potter Dwarf 'touched himself'
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Originally posted by amcdonald View PostHairy Potter tossed off train ?
Winner selected in one hour.
(I'm struggling with this one)
The Bobbit (ie. Hobbit and that fella who had his cock chopped off)
Midget has a Fidget.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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(Mrs MF just called out)
'Wherever I lay my hat, that's my Gnome'
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at
the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her
hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to
a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to
write a sexual harassment grievance against him.
The Human Remains supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks,"
What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair
smells nice?"
The woman replies, "It's Keith, the dwarf."If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Originally posted by hyperD View PostEvery day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at
the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her
hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to
a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to
write a sexual harassment grievance against him.
The Human Remains supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks,"
What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair
smells nice?"
The woman replies, "It's Keith, the dwarf."Comment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostDwarf caught touching himself on train is not Happy.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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