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Previously on "Potter Dwarf 'touched himself'"

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  • gingerjedi
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Dwarf caught touching himself on train is not Happy.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by hyperD View Post
    Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at
    the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her
    hair smells nice.

    After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to
    a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to
    write a sexual harassment grievance against him.

    The Human Remains supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks,"
    What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair
    smells nice?"

    The woman replies, "It's Keith, the dwarf."

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  • hyperD
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    Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at
    the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her
    hair smells nice.

    After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to
    a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to
    write a sexual harassment grievance against him.

    The Human Remains supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks,"
    What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair
    smells nice?"

    The woman replies, "It's Keith, the dwarf."

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  • Wodewick
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    Little Jerk Gets His Cum-uppance!

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  • MarillionFan
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    (Mrs MF just called out)

    'Wherever I lay my hat, that's my Gnome'

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
    Hairy Potter tossed off train ?
    Like it.

    Winner selected in one hour.

    (I'm struggling with this one)

    The Bobbit (ie. Hobbit and that fella who had his cock chopped off)

    Midget has a Fidget.

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  • amcdonald
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    Hairy Potter tossed off train ?

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Midget has them Rowling in the aisles after throttling the "Prisoner of Azkaban" on the Hogwarts Express!!

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  • Old Greg
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    Hairy Todger and the Order of Magnitude

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  • zharrt
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    Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
    "The Philosopher's Bone"
    Short and to the point, and so is your headline!

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  • wobbegong
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    "The Philosopher's Bone"

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  • zharrt
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    Little prick causes commotion on locomotion

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    "She alerted British Transport Police who arranged for his arrest at Sheffield after she gave them a description. "

    She described the perpetrator as "small", as she flexed her little finger.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Dwarf caught touching himself on train is not Happy.

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  • doodab
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    "Little ****** plays with magic wand, reduces fairy princess to tears"

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