Anyone here speak Welsh?

[Churchill]

I was having a chat with one of the chaps here who reckons that Welsh is the best language to use for high speed verbal communication because the way sentences are constructed as verb-subject-object is similar to the way in which the human brain interprets language.

But what the **** would he know, he's Welsh!

[OwlHoot]

I was having a chat with one of the chaps here who reckons that Welsh is the best language to use for high speed verbal communication because the way sentences are constructed as verb-subject-object is similar to the way in which the human brain interprets language.

But what the **** would he know, he's Welsh!

know would he what the but ****. Is Welsh he

[Churchill]

I was having a chat with one of the chaps here who reckons that Welsh is the best language to use for high speed verbal communication because the way sentences are constructed as verb-subject-object is similar to the way in which the human brain interprets language.

But what the **** would he know, he's Welsh!

know would he what the but ****. Is Welsh he

Perhaps shagging sheep rots yer brain. Oi MF, is that true?

[shaunbhoy]

My mother speaks Welsh. She took lessons when she moved to Anglesey.

But then again she's an elitist snob.

One of a kind on Anglesey I'd have thought.

[Churchill]

One of a kind on Anglesey I'd have thought.

Don't confuse Anglesey with Holyhead. She's not a Scouser so that immediately lifts her up the social ladder (Sorry EO but it's true.)

[psychocandy]

I don't, but starting in Wales on Mon, thinking it might be prudent to learn the Welsh for 'highly paid English Contractor' so I can spot it at the bus stop when they talk about me.

I've downloaded the latest 'Pobol Y Cwm Omnibws' and I hope to be up to speed by Corrie time tonight.

It's usually something like 'llsfdrfr highly paid cefradd contractor, look you' right?

I like to stay one step behind...

Where too like in Wales butti ?

[norrahe]

Over by there or over by 'ere

There's tidy

[gingerjedi]

I've been contracting in Cardiff for the past 3 months and I work with plenty of Welsh people who don't have a clue about the Welsh language.

So far the only voice I've heard speaking Welsh is the electronic lady in the lift.

'Lift going up' - 'lifty bunny/funny' ?

'Lift going down' - 'lifty lower'

Just remember to ask for an 'oggie' if you want a pasty and always have £5.70 in coins for the bridge as the queue's for the pay booths are murder.

HTH

[Churchill]

I've been contracting in Cardiff for the past 3 months and I work with plenty of Welsh people who don't have a clue about the Welsh language.

So far the only voice I've heard speaking Welsh is the electronic lady in the lift.

'Lift going up' - 'lifty bunny/funny' ?

'Lift going down' - 'lifty lower'

Just remember to ask for an 'oggie' if you want a pasty and always have £5.70 in coins for the bridge as the queue's for the pay booths are murder.

HTH

And the f*ckers don't take cards!

[psychocandy]

I've been contracting in Cardiff for the past 3 months and I work with plenty of Welsh people who don't have a clue about the Welsh language.

So far the only voice I've heard speaking Welsh is the electronic lady in the lift.

'Lift going up' - 'lifty bunny/funny' ?

'Lift going down' - 'lifty lower'

Just remember to ask for an 'oggie' if you want a pasty and always have £5.70 in coins for the bridge as the queue's for the pay booths are murder.

HTH

Yep. Thats Cardiff for you....

Not many people speak Welsh there.