Looking for a mid-life crisis theme

[northernladuk]

Go to Amsterdam for a week with a load of young lads, get wasted on weed, shag endless prozzies and drink beer like it is going out of fashion.

After 4 days your liver will pack in, you will be shaking like a dog sh!tting glass and you knob will be ready to drop off.

You will get home realising how old you really are and you just can't do this crap anymore and be content with getting old in a nice boring slow fashion like the rest of us..

Sorted.

[Old Greg]

Go to Amsterdam for a week with a load of young lads, get wasted on weed, shag endless prozzies and drink beer like it is going out of fashion.

After 4 days your liver will pack in, you will be shaking like a dog sh!tting glass and you knob will be ready to drop off.

You will get home realising how old you really are and you just can't do this crap anymore and be content with getting old in a nice boring slow fashion like the rest of us..

Sorted.

Mrs OG will definitely veto this.

[EternalOptimist]

I think that's it. Case closed. Thanks everyone.

stop! wait1

sea levels are rising.

wait till they peak before you buy your boat, otherwise, in a few years it will be under water and you'll have to buy another

[gingerjedi]

I just turned 40 and I bought one of these: blokart.com :: fun, fast, compact! cheap to run! You can also get a little side car for the kids.

I'm thinking about brewing beer next.

[Old Greg]

stop! wait1

sea levels are rising.

wait till they peak before you buy your boat, otherwise, in a few years it will be under water and you'll have to buy another

Hmmm. Will buy a tall ship.

[russell]

Take up running, try and train for a marathon. It is a positive mid life crisis as it will help you live longer.

[MarillionFan]

Not a bad idea.

If it's MF, can I just help him halfway across the main road?

Oi! I saw that.

How about taking up cage fighting. I took up a few years back before succumbing to a shoulder injury and a bloody good hiding last year. Nothing like it to realise that maybe you're past it.

[Old Greg]

I just turned 40 and I bought one of these: blokart.com :: fun, fast, compact! cheap to run! You can also get a little side car for the kids.

I'm thinking about brewing beer next.

I like brewing - did it as a student. I have taken up sloe and damson gin making and wonder if I could turn it into a cottage industry.

[MarillionFan]

Go to Amsterdam for a week with a load of young lads, get wasted on weed, shag endless prozzies and drink beer like it is going out of fashion.

After 4 days your liver will pack in, you will be shaking like a dog sh!tting glass and you knob will be ready to drop off.

You will get home realising how old you really are and you just can't do this crap anymore and be content with getting old in a nice boring slow fashion like the rest of us..

Sorted.

Sounds like a stag do I went on last year. I could not believe that the Banana bar didn't actually sell fruit!

[minestrone]

The Roland 12 TD KV has worked for me.