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Mystery of the killer cucumbers
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Using our own salads against us. Bastards!While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.' -
I make my own bean sprouts at home, easiest thing to do really. Never considered buying them. BBC reports that the temperature was maintained at 38C which is ideal for bacteria to thrive.Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !Comment
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It was an "organic" farmer apparently. He used stagnant rainwater.
Last edited by BlasterBates; 6 June 2011, 10:51.I'm alright JackComment
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I bet he's got a red face now.Originally posted by BlasterBates View PostIt was an "organic" farmer apparently. He used stagnant rainwater.Comment
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A bit of poetic justice.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostI bet he's got a red raw arse now.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Do you think your recent illness had anything to do with that farm?Originally posted by doodab View PostA bit of poetic justice.Comment
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I didn't at the time, but that was when innocent cucumbers were being held accountable. I'm pretty sure my beansprouts aren't organic though.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostDo you think your recent illness had anything to do with that farm?While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Goats have never had it so good:

E coli: Farmers want compensation for Spanish cucumber effect | World news | guardian.co.ukComment
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Practically everyone except the old and infirm recovers from a dose of the runs, unless maybe its cholera.Originally posted by Sysman View Post
In its own way more frightening than a wild axe murderer.
But very few peopoe survive having an axe embedded in their skull.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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