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Mystery of the killer cucumbers

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    #11
    Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
    And now the Germans have tested the suspected Spanish cucumbers and found them clean.

    So now it is clear that nobody knows where the problems comes from.
    According to der spiegel it's small slugs wot done it. I blame the organic craze - if they'd smothered the salad with pesticide we wouldn't have this problem.

    The Epidemic Detectives: The Hunt for the Source of Germany's E. Coli Outbreak - SPIEGEL ONLINE - News - International
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      #12
      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
      Typical Dutch government logic this one; Germans dying from German and Spanish cucumbers, Dutch cucumbers tested and found to be clean, ergo; stop selling cucumbers to Germany.

      I really despair of the twunts in the Hague. In Netherlands at least, even labour were better than the current bunch of tulipwits.
      What do you expect from a Government that bans Marmite?!
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        #13
        I fink its Alkieda fundamentalists wot poisoned the food.

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          #14
          Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
          What do you expect from a Government that bans Marmite?!
          That was Denmark, not Holland.
          The vegetarian option.

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            #15
            Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
            The bug has a fondness for kidneys and is hard to kill.
            Sounds like EO.

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              #16
              Originally posted by russell View Post
              I fink its Alkieda fundamentalists wot poisoned the food.
              you may have a point. Haven't Ikea been targeted by bombs too?
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                #17
                Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                Typical Dutch government logic this one; Germans dying from German and Spanish cucumbers, Dutch cucumbers tested and found to be clean, ergo; stop selling cucumbers to Germany.
                Could that be to preserve their home grown stocks, reducing the need to import them, therefore reducing the chance of infectiing their own population (if there is a link)?

                If so, then it sounds quite sensible to me.

                Just a thought.
                The vegetarian option.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                  What do you expect from a Government that bans Marmite?!
                  "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
                    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                    What do you expect from a Government that bans Marmite?!
                    That was Denmark, not Holland.
                    It was also untrue

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                      #20
                      Are Cucumbers Good For You? | LIVESTRONG.COM

                      Looks like they need to add "Can help to get rid of large numbers of Teutonics" too.
                      If only we had known this 70 years ago we could have dropped cucumbers on the Nazis instead of very expensive bombs!!!
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