Downloaded VIM yesterday ...

[Ignis Fatuus]

It is a lot more powerful than the vi of your youth.

Personally I'm sure I had more vim in my youth. But more cunning in my old age.

[d000hg]

I've forgotten more languages than you've programmed in

Sorry to hear you're having memory problems.

[AtW]

Sorry to hear you're having memory problems.

That's the least of the problems he is having.

HTH

[sasguru]

That's the least of the problems he is having.

HTH

If you spent as much time on your crappy business as you do posting tulipe on here, you might make an extra sale or two so you could buy a bed to go with your sofa.

[d000hg]

I wonder if "I've forgotten most of what I used to know" is on Sas' CV...

[shaunbhoy]

I wonder if "I've forgotten most of what I used to know" is on Sas' CV...

Yes, but as it is in smallish print, and is listed just below the petite list of useful things he DOES know, it barely detracts from his value. He tends to let the CV side of things go hang, and wins the prospective employers over with his wit and wisdom at interview.
That is why his last two gigs have been with Billy Smart's Circus, and all he has to show for it is a car whose front wings fly off when you press the horn, some unfeasibly large shoes, a flower that squirts water, and a bowler hat!!!

[AtW]

If you spent as much time on your crappy business as you do posting tulipe on here, you might make an extra sale or two so you could buy a bed to go with your sofa.

We are now in Top 2000 world sites according to Alexa

[sasguru]

Yes, but as it is in smallish print, and is listed just below the petite list of useful things he DOES know, it barely detracts from his value. He tends to let the CV side of things go hang, and wins the prospective employers over with his wit and wisdom at interview.
That is why his last two gigs have been with Billy Smart's Circus, and all he has to show for it is a car whose front wings fly off when you press the horn, some unfeasibly large shoes, a flower that squirts water, and a bowler hat!!!

You do know you've become the forum's boring old fart, don't you?
It's probably your Alzheimers that causes you to repeat your non-funny posts ad nauseum.

[AtW]

You do know you've become the forum's boring old fart, don't you? It's probably your Alzheimers that causes you to repeat your non-funny posts ad nauseum.

I find shaunbhoys posts pretty funny actually.

Ever since he stopped targeting them at me...

[shaunbhoy]

It's probably your Alzheimers that causes you to repeat your non-funny posts ad nauseum.

No, it is the obvious fact that they annoy the tulip out of you.
And just because they go way over your head, doesn't mean they lack humour.

HTH