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I accept that I am dull
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That's brilliant. I've printed it.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Do you want me to read it out for you?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostThat's brilliant. I've printed it.Comment
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You should probably stick with the Janet & John books if you're after some practice.Originally posted by Churchill View PostDo you want me to read it out for you?
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Speaking of which, what was the dog called?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostYou should probably stick with the Janet & John books if you're after some practice.

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It's the uniform thing. South Park fans will remember Officer Barbrady and 'Go dog, go.'Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostYou should probably stick with the Janet & John books if you're after some practice.

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Are you brewing the beer to help dull the dullness-induced depression?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI got a rep saying "OK, you post something Mr Interesting!"
And this set me thinking. What have I been up to lately?
On the weekend, I planted my tomatoes, pumpkins, sunflowers (SY03/04/05 are having a who can grow the tallest competition), herb garden including mint, coriander, thyme, sage, chives and basil.
I built a mini itx pc for the living room, a mythbuntu media pc. We are currently getting into Grey's Anatomy season 1, just watched episode 4.
I have resurrected the code from my plan B and am working on that again.
I have put on a "Summer Ale" to brew and shall bottle it up on the weekend.
And I drew the conclusion I am supremely dull, and happy to be so. Perhaps I should invent some stuff and spout it on here?
Wait until next week for the revenge of the killer tomatoes and ninja herb garden.
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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I don't know, they were before my timeOriginally posted by Churchill View PostSpeaking of which, what was the dog called?
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Bingo.Originally posted by d000hg View PostAre you brewing the beer to help dull the dullness-induced depression?
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Ask yourself if you wish to end up like the rest of us. For some of us it's too late, for you there's still a chance. Run Forest, run!!!Originally posted by suityou01 View PostBingo.
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