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Saving the planet: flushing the loo
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Saving the planet: flushing the loo
5I'm the Queen / Kate Middleton and I don't do number twos20.00%1I'm a lady who closes the lid, flushes and walks away0.00%0You're kidding? I usually have to do a mercy flush half-way through40.00%2My Plop Diary says my personal best was 27 flushes at 05:28 on 2nd August 1993 in a caravan in Rhyll20.00%1I'm in Germany so I don't expect to be able to flush anything away0.00%0We have an eco-toilet: I crap through a hole into the cellar0.00%0I am sasguru; my Groom-of-the-Stool deals with the dirtinesses0.00%0I am EO; I only tulip liquid toxic waste (but it might be pure Guinness)20.00%1I am a Bob - what is being this "flush"?0.00%0AndyW's mum powders my bum when changing our nappies0.00%0Last edited by RichardCranium; 27 May 2011, 14:55.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think. -
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This should be in Light Relief - geddit?+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostLight relief?
And before anyone jumps in with a lecture like "it's to do with density not weight you daft cow" - yes, I know. Blooming well wasted here honestly .... mutter ...+50 Xeno Geek Points
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