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21 May 2011, 13:13

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I'm the Queen / Kate Middleton and I don't do number twos	20.00%	1 vote
I'm a lady who closes the lid, flushes and walks away	0.00%	0 votes
You're kidding? I usually have to do a mercy flush half-way through	40.00%	2 votes
My Plop Diary says my personal best was 27 flushes at 05:28 on 2nd August 1993 in a caravan in Rhyll	20.00%	1 vote
I'm in Germany so I don't expect to be able to flush anything away	0.00%	0 votes
We have an eco-toilet: I crap through a hole into the cellar	0.00%	0 votes
I am sasguru; my Groom-of-the-Stool deals with the dirtinesses	0.00%	0 votes
I am EO; I only tulip liquid toxic waste (but it might be pure Guinness)	20.00%	1 vote
I am a Bob - what is being this "flush"?	0.00%	0 votes
AndyW's mum powders my bum when changing our nappies	0.00%	0 votes

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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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21 May 2011, 13:15

How inconvient for you

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21 May 2011, 14:34

This should be in Light Relief - geddit?

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This should be in Light Relief - geddit?

Light relief?
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21 May 2011, 14:56

Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post

Light relief?

As in keeps floating.

And before anyone jumps in with a lecture like "it's to do with density not weight you daft cow" - yes, I know. Blooming well wasted here honestly .... mutter ...

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