Rapture has commenced...

[Drewster]

I've just seen a bicycle seat covered with honey bees. A proper swarm of them too.

They are clustered underneath and around the seat, to be precise, with just a few on the top. The overall effect is, appropriately, a hive shape.

Hive shaped????

Although to be fair it probably is a "proper swarm"

[NickFitz]

Just found this by the front door:

[amcdonald]

Volcano in Iceland, accompanied by a series of small earthquakes

All quiet in blighty mind

[meridian]

To be fair, it's only a very small group of Christians who think the rapture is happening today. In fact, I've asked around, and nobody can find any who do believe it. Though they swore they spoke to some yesterday...

Ah, the "No True Scotsman" fallacy. Figures.

[RichardCranium]

As I believer I spent my last day on earth having a laugh speeding by as many speed cameras as possible, it won’t matter after 18:00.

That's because, as everyone knows, speed kills, so every time you went through a camera at 31 mph another baby died so you are worse than a murderer etc.

In short, you're going to Hell.

It's a pity you blew your chances right at the end.

[d000hg]

****!

A bearded man in his 30s is knocking on my office door!!!!

Is that the back door?

[Sysman]

Hive shaped????

Although to be fair it probably is a "proper swarm"

Them's man made. Try this

[Paddy]

That's because, as everyone knows, speed kills, so every time you went through a camera at 31 mph another baby died so you are worse than a murderer etc.

In short, you're going to Hell.

It's a pity you blew your chances right at the end.

Four years ago I was fined £370 for doing 31mph in a 30mph limit on a dual carrageway

[RichardCranium]

Four years ago I was fined £370 for doing 31mph in a 30mph limit on a dual carrageway

Absolutely quite right too. Especially on a narrow residential road like a dual carriageway. A perfectly valid use of Police time, Crown Prosecution Service time, Court time and so on. You are exactly the sort of evil criminal that needs to be punished in the harshest manner possible. Just like the people who get fined a similar amount from dropping dog ends in the gutter because there are no bins to get rid of them in. Or those who put their car park ticket at the wrong end of the dashboard.

Whereas TV evangelists who make millions from fake predictions that result in people selling their homes or giving away their savings, are doing the Good Lord's Work and should be feted in the world's media.

I see "The server at www.familyradio.com is taking too long to respond." Presumably it has had a rapture.

[doodab]

I think they should track this tosspot down and whack him in prison for what is left of his delusional life. What a c**t.

BBC News - 'Rapture': Believers perplexed after prediction fails