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Elterngeld und kindergeld

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    Elterngeld und kindergeld

    Just learned the German people want to give us €300 a month for free. We shall receive two sums of money, one because Mrs scooer don't work, the people of Germany believe a mother should be supported financially somehow. Then we shall also receive money for the child up until they are 18 years old.

    That's a lot of spaghetti.
    "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

    #2
    As someone who has been to Germany almost every year since 1991, your posts amuse me.
    You're like a typical Brit who has been brainwashed that Britain is the best country in the world suddenly finding out the truth: that nowadays we're pretty mediocre compared to some of our neighbours.
    In fact we have more in common with the PIIGs than the European leader.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #3
      what make I larf is i've been singing the praises of life on the mainland, be it, Belgium, Germany, Central Europe etc,

      and this lot always larfed

      and now....

      they're saying that they agreed all along


      funny old world, and good for you Scooter

      if I get a contract down that way one day I'll join you for a Spaten.

      Milan.

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        #4
        Originally posted by sasguru View Post
        As someone who has been to Germany almost every year since 1991, your posts amuse me.
        You're like a typical Brit who has been brainwashed that Britain is the best country in the world suddenly finding out the truth: that nowadays we're pretty mediocre compared to some of our neighbours.
        In fact we have more in common with the PIIGs than the European leader.

        Oh hud yer whisst man or woman. Brain washed by London parliament yes - not anymore.

        So why are the telegraph types aye blowing their trumpet about euro disney if it's not like they say?
        "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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          #5
          Originally posted by milanbenes View Post
          what make I larf is i've been singing the praises of life on the mainland, be it, Belgium, Germany, Central Europe etc,

          and this lot always larfed

          and now....

          they're saying that they agreed all along


          funny old world, and good for you Scooter

          if I get a contract down that way one day I'll join you for a Spaten.

          Milan.
          I like the way you include Central Europe in with Germany and Belgium.

          Milan, the tuliphole you live and work in doesn't count. It's miles crappier than even the UK.

          And of course, if you have the money to live well, London is still miles more interesting than Germany.
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #6
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            As someone who has been to Germany almost every year since 1991
            Stag weekends in Hamburg hardly qualify you to talk sg. Especially as you spend most of the time being ridiculed in your gimp outfit!!

            “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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              #7
              Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
              Stag weekends in Hamburg hardly qualify you to talk sg. Especially as you spend most of the time being ridiculed in your gimp outfit!!

              Don't mock being dressed up as a gimp by the Hamburg train station, a plan B is a plan B.
              "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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                #8
                Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
                Don't mock being dressed up as a gimp by the Reeperbahn, a plan B is a plan B.
                FTFY
                While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
                  Don't mock being dressed up as a gimp by the Hamburg train station, a plan B is a plan B.
                  Originally posted by doodab View Post
                  FTFY
                  As long as you're wearing a St Pauli T-shirt over the top you'll be fine.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by milanbenes View Post
                    what make I larf is i've been singing the praises of life on the mainland, be it, Belgium, Germany, Central Europe etc,

                    and this lot always larfed

                    and now....

                    they're saying that they agreed all along


                    funny old world, and good for you Scooter

                    if I get a contract down that way one day I'll join you for a Spaten.

                    Milan.
                    Nice trick you have there, you've been spouting sense for years but nobody listens because of the twaddle you used to come out with.

                    Anyway, I figured out a long time ago that the most profitable IT skill on my CV is speaking German.
                    Job motivation: how the powerful steal from the stupid.

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