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Finally, conclusive proof of Global Warming

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    #11
    Does global warming cause haemorrhoids?
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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      #12
      Originally posted by doodab View Post
      Does global warming cause haemorrhoids?
      only if you cherry-pick them

      -pjClarke
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        #13
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        only if you cherry-pick them
        I am wincing even thinking about that. Ouchy ouchy ouch ouch ouch.
        While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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          #14
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          They have been growing grapes for wine in England since William the conquerer came over you eejit
          Fairly sure the Romans grew wine grapes as far north as Birmingham.

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            #15
            Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
            Fairly sure the Romans grew wine grapes as far north as Birmingham.
            I am fairly sure that it is 'thought that they did'

            they drank a lot of it though.


            The reason why I mention the Normans and 1066 is obviously because of the Domesday book, which is the earliest register of land use that we have.

            anyway its a minor point, the main point is that SasGorus proof is not capable of holding water


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              #16
              ...or wine..

              hic

              I'm alright Jack

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                #17
                I'm absolutely convinced that the planet goes through warming and cooling periods and always has.

                I'm yet to see convincing evidence that any any changes over the last century (if they exist) are anything other than natural fluctuations.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                  Conclusive proof of you being No.1 Cretin on CUK.
                  Well done.

                  What some weather + improved wine making techniques have to do with long term climate variation and whether humans are predominantly responsible god only knows.

                  PS. And you read the Daily Mail.

                  Au contraire. Conclusive proof that you're a thick twunt who didn't get my ironic, humorous post.
                  And that goes for the rest of you twunts that took this seriously.

                  HTH.
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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